Things you’ll want to know before dating Alice

  • I love spending quality time with thoughtful gents who appreciate meaningful connections and unforgettable experiences. To ensure everything flows smoothly, I kindly ask for as much notice as possible for bookings with a minimum of three days. This allows me time to carry out necessary security checks and arrange my schedule, which tends to fill up quite quickly.

  • A deposit is required to secure our time together—this confirms your commitment and helps me prioritize our date in my diary. I genuinely value our time, so planning ahead is the best way to avoid disappointment.

    You may send your 25% deposit, and hotel fee if applicable, to me via Paypal (preferred) or by Amazon or Selfridges e-gift card. I will email instructions on receipt of your booking request.

    Please hand me the balance, in British pounds, very discretely when we first meet

  • I’ll be dressed (on the outside, anyway) as your discrete girlfriend. If there’s somethng special thta you’d like me to wear in private, my sizes are:

    • dress - UK size 8 (US 4, S)

    • undies - small bottoms and 32DD tops

    • shoes - size UK 4 (37)

  • I like to keep things deliciously simple, I mostly follow a ketogenic diet, which means I’m all about the good fats and low-carb treats. I’m also gluten-free, so while I won’t be indulging in pasta, I’ll never say no to a perfectly cooked steak or a decadent cheese platter. And when it comes to drinks? Make mine a gin, bonus points if it's fancy and comes with a cute garnish. Cheers!

  • Any data that you share with me is held securely on an encrypted server, and I use an encrypted email address for correspondence. I will never share your personal data with a third party, unless you specifically request this for the purposes of a reference. You can request to see all the correspondence I have from you at any time, and request that I delete all of it.

  • My safety, health, and confidentiality are absolute priorities, so any disrespect of these will result in immediate termination of our date and relationship. I don’t like to make a list, but if you have any doubt or questions about appropriate boundaries and behaviors, please just ask! I’ve found the most personal enjoyment, authentic feelings, and deepest intimacy, arise when we let our natural chemistry evolve and guide us.

    I’ll show up with immaculate personal hygiene and I’ll expect you, as a gentleman, to shower at the beginning of our private time.

  • I understand we all have busy lives and sometimes we need to change our plans but please be mindful that my time is valuable. My cancellation policy ensures fairness for both of us.

    Deposits are always non-refundable - this secures our time together and accounts for my preparation.

    If you have to cancel more than 24 hours before the date, you may apply the deposit to a future booking within 30 days.

    Less than 24 hours notice: a 50% cancellation fee is required before rebooking. Half of this amount may be applied as a deposit for a date rescheduled within 30 days.

    Less than 6 hours notice: a 100% cancellation fee applies.

    In the event of a no-show without a call to cancel, a 100% cancellation fee applies and I will not reschedule.

    In the rare event that I should need to cancel, I will refund your deposit in full and try to reschedule at a time that’s convenient for you.

  • Once we’ve met, I’d love to hear how it went for you and, if you’d like to meet again, you can book me with a simple email or text message. I will never contact you unless I have your prior permission.